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Computer Programming Humor
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

Computer Stupidities
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml

Epigrams in Programming
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html

Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html

Hacker's Wisdom
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/

Holger's Humor Page
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm

Jargon File
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
http://catb.org/jargon/

Programming Languages are Like Women
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

Reflections on Trusting Trust
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=358210

Softwarequotes.com
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
http://www.softwarequotes.com/

The Daily WTF
Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.
http://thedailywtf.com/

The Evolution of a Programmer
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html